I'm a former Slytherin from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Assume what you wish about this aspect of my past. I might even be evil, who knows?
I play in the Hogsmeade Symphony. I'm concertmistress, thank you very much. For those of you music-illiterate, that means that I am the best. Do not fuck with that.
I own a London pub called Seven Stars. Come there and spend money.
Both of my parents are dead. My mother was murdered, Jack the Ripper style. She was not a prostitute, though. Some disgustingly worthless waste of human being obviously hated her more than anything, because that is disturbing. My father ran off to follow the Dark Lord, and was actually bitten by a vampiress. To me, he is close enough to dead.
My younger brother Dominic is a Slytherin at Hogwarts now. Defending the legacy.
Or perhaps in Slytherin You'll make your real friends Those cunning folk use any means To achieve their ends.